Question 1. What did the zookeeper use to unlock cages?
Answer:
[h] [voiceless glottal fricative]
I
[z] [voiced alveolar fricative]
[m] [bilabial nasal]
schwa
[N] [veolar nasal]
[k] [voiceless velar stop]
i
[hIzm@Nki]
[hIz m@Nki]
his monkey (key! Get it?!?)
Question 2. Which is the rudest animal?
Answer:
schwa
g [voiced velar stop]
u
s [voiceless alveolar fricative]
[@gus]
[@ gus]
a goose (OK, that one isn't even very funny)
Question 3. Why did the black cat cross the road?
answer:
[b] [voiced bilabial stop]
i
[k] [voiceless velar stop]
schwa
[z] [voiced alveolar fricative]
[h] [voiceless glottal fricative]
i
[w] [voiced labio-velar glide]
schwa
[z] [voiced alveolar fricative]
[s] [voiceless alveolar fricative]
[t] [voiceless alveolar stop]
ej
[p] [voiceless bilabial stop]
[l=] [syllabic voiced alveolar lateral]
[d] [voiced alveolar stop]
[t] [voiceless alveolar stop]
u
[D] [voiced interdental fricative
schwa
[tS] [voiceless alveopalatal affricate]
I
[k] [voiceless velar stop]
I
[n] [alveolar nasal]
[bik@zhiw@zstejpl=dtuD@tSIkIn]
[bik@z hi w@z stejpl=d tu D@ tSIkIn]
because he was stapled to the chicken