1. You could have some fun with variations of the transcription of the punchline for the first one.
[ʌ mæn wɔkt Intu ʌ bar]
[autʃ]
2.[nak nak]
[huz ðer]
[bʌnænʌ]
[bʌnænʌ hu]
[nak nak]
[huz ðer]
[bʌnænʌ]
[bʌnænʌ hu]
[nak nak]
[huz ðer]
[bʌnænʌ]
[bʌnænʌ hu]
[nak nak]
[huz ðer]
[ɔrʌndʒ]
[ɔrʌndʒ hu]
[ɔrʌndʒ ju glæd aj dIdnt sej bʌnænʌ]
3. [nak nak]
[huz ðer]
[bu]
[bu hu]
[waj ar ju krajIŋ Its onli mi]
4. It is interesting to see what people chose to do with the punctuationmarks. Notice that they can never go inside the []. It's fair to shift the transcription of the punchline here slightly, since you'd pronounce it slightly differently.
[nak nak]!
[huz ðer]?
[aləv]!
[aləv hu]?
[alʌv ju]!
5. Look at the different transcriptions of 'and' here.
[wʌts blæk æn wajt n̩ rεd ɔl ovr̩]?
[ʌ bʊk]
6. [waj Iz sIks əfrejd ʌv sεvIn]
[bikɔz sεvIn ejt najn]
7. I've removed some word boundaries on the question here:
[əhɔrs wɔksIntu ə bar]
[ðə bartεndr̩ sεz]:
[waj ðə lɔŋ fejs]?
8. Fun with brackets and quotation marks:
[waj Iz ða lεtr̩ ti lajk æn ajlənd]?
[bikɔz] "t" [Iz In ðə mIdl̩ ʌv] 'water'!
9. Some different, but still quite readable vowel choices here. also note that you could use [θ] where this transcriber used [ð]. Try to figure out which you have in your pronunciation of the word in question. I like this joke in particular because it plays with word boundaries.
[wɔt du ja kɔl ə dir wIðawt ajz]?
... ... [now ajdir]
10.
[waj dId ða tʃIkIn krɔs ða rowd]
[tu gεt əwej frʌm ðiz bæd dʒoks]