These are some riddles my eight year old likes and their answers spelled out in consonant features. I've given you the vowels in phonetic transcription. Aren't we funny?
Remember that:
Question 1. What did the zookeeper use to unlock cages?
Answer:
[voiceless glottal fricative]
I
[voiced alveolar fricative]
[bilabial nasal]
schwa
[velar nasal]
[voiceless velar stop]
i
Question 2. Which is the rudest animal?
Answer:
schwa
[voiced velar stop]
u
[voiceless alveolar fricative]
Question 3. Why did the black cat cross the road?
answer:
[voiced bilabial stop]
i
[voiceless velar stop]
schwa
[voiced alveolar fricative]
[voiceless glottal fricative]
i
[voiced labio-velar glide]
schwa
>[voiced alveolar fricative]
[voiceless alveolar fricative]
[voiceless alveolar stop]
ej
[voiceless bilabial stop]
[syllabic voiced alveolar lateral]
[voiced alveolar stop]
[voiceless alveolar stop]
u
[voiced interdental fricative
schwa
[voiceless alveopalatal affricate]
I
[voiceless velar stop]
I
[alveolar nasal]