1. You could have some fun with variations of the transcription of the punchline for the first one.
[V m{n wOkt Intu V bar]
[autS]
2.[nak nak]
[huz Der]
[bVn{nV]
[bVn{nV hu]
[nak nak]
[huz Der]
[bVn{nV]
[bVn{nV hu]
[nak nak]
[huz Der]
[bVn{nV]
[bVn{nV hu]
[nak nak]
[huz Der]
[OrVndZ]
[OrVndZ hu]
[OrVndZ ju gl{d aj dIdnt sej bVn{nV]
3. [nak nak]
[huz Der]
[bu]
[bu hu]
[waj ar ju krajIN Its onli mi]
4. It is interesting to see what people chose to do with the punctuationmarks. Notice that they can never go inside the []. It's fair to shift the transcription of the punchline here slightly, since you'd pronounce it slightly differently.
[nak nak]!
[huz Der]?
[al@v]!
[al@v hu]?
[alVv ju]!
5. Look at the different transcriptions of 'and' here.
[wVts bl{k {n wajt n= rEd Ol ovr=]?
[V bUk]
6. [waj Iz sIks @frejd Vv sEvIn]
[bikOz sEvIn ejt najn]
7. I've removed some word boundaries on the question here:
[@hOrs wOksIntu @ bar]
[D@ bartEndr= sEz]:
[waj D@ lON fejs]?
8. Fun with brackets and quotation marks:
[waj Iz Da lEtr= ti lajk {n ajl@nd]?
[bikOz] "t" [Iz In D@ mIdl= Vv] 'water'!
9. Some different, but still quite readable vowel choices here. also note that you could use [T] where this transcriber used [D]. Try to figure out which you have in your pronunciation of the word in question. I like this joke in particular because it plays with word boundaries.
[wOt du ja kOl @ dir wIDawt ajz]?
... ... [now ajdir]
10. More fun with word boundaries:
[w@t dId r=ni sEj tu br=t wEn {skt If hi wantId ajs krim]
[Sr= br=t]
11. And the necessary last one:
[waj dId Da tSIkIn krOs Da rowd]
[tu gEt @wej frVm Diz b{d dZoks]